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| Subtitle | Poems |
| First Written | 2011 |
| Genre | Poetry |
| Origin | US |
| Publisher | Random House |
| ISBN-10 | 1400064929 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-1400064922 |
| My Copy | library hardback |
| First Read | October 20, 2011 |
Horoscopes for the Dead
I discovered / fell in love with Billy Collins' work back in college, but ever since he became Poet Laureate all his poems have seemed a little flat. Either he's just phoning it in, or it's always been a little juvenile.
Still funny, though.
Noted on October 20, 2011
[from 'Thank-You Notes']
One day, I will follow your example
and step politely out of the path
of an oncoming infant, but not right now
Quoted on October 20, 2011
[from 'Hell']
I have a feeling that it is much worse
than shopping for a mattress at a mall,
Quoted on October 20, 2011